Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch version 0.02 ====================================== =head1 NAME Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch - BooK is my Bitch =head1 VERSION This document describes Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch version 0.02. =head1 SYNOPSIS use Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch; my $book = Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch->new(); my $quote = $book->random_quote(); =head1 DESCRIPTION Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch has a great story behind it. At YAPC::EU::2006, in Birmingham, England, BooK auctioned the right for someone to pick a module from CPAN and have that module's name (temporarily) tattoed in his arm for all the conferences BooK would go to during 2007. Cog asked if the module had to exist by that time, and BooK said "No." BIG MISTAKE! =head1 INTERFACE =head2 Program Interface =head3 new Creates a new Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch object. my $book = Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch->new(); =head2 Module Interface =head3 code BooK is really clever. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 next_talk BooK is known to auto-generate the names of his lightning talks. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 next_yapc BooK has something to say about the place the next YAPC::EU is going to be. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 sql BooK claims he's not an SQL guru. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 tell_the_truth BooK has the pornstars theme on Acme::MetaSyntactic. There must be a reason. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 thats_nothing BooK has the craziest ideas ever for auctions. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 twisted_perl BooK is known to write very obfuscated code. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 words_of_wisdom BooK claims he got a lot of wisdom from his grandfather. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head3 random_quote To tell you the truth, no one really knows what BooK is going to say next. my $code_quote = $book->code(); =head1 CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch requires no configuration files or environment variables. =head1 DEPENDENCIES =over =item * Acme::MetaSyntactic =back =head1 FUTURE =over =item * BooK is still growing. This module will evolve as BooK's arms grow. =back =head1 INCOMPATIBILITIES None reported. =head1 BUGS AND LIMITATIONS No bugs have been reported. =head1 AUTHOR Jose Castro C<< >> =head1 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS BooK actually wrote part of the code for this module and suggested some of the ideas that were turned into methods. This module is not about Cog mocking BooK; it's rather about Cog *and* BooK making fun of themselves. We spent a very funny afternoon in a mini-hackathon in Birmingham starting up this module. We finished its first version while at the Old Joint pub with some more YAPC attendees. =head1 LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT Copyright (c) 2005, Jose Castro C<< >>. All rights reserved. This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. =head1 DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY BECAUSE THIS SOFTWARE IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE, THERE IS NO WARRANTY FOR THE SOFTWARE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. EXCEPT WHEN OTHERWISE STATED IN WRITING THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND/OR OTHER PARTIES PROVIDE THE SOFTWARE "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE SOFTWARE IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE SOFTWARE PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED TO IN WRITING WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MAY MODIFY AND/OR REDISTRIBUTE THE SOFTWARE AS PERMITTED BY THE ABOVE LICENCE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE SOFTWARE (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA OR DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE SOFTWARE TO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER SOFTWARE), EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.